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Name : KENGWEE
Level : 18
Species : Generation Z Human MALE( no i'm serious wikipedia it ass )
Race : Chinese
Location : Singapore, 新加坡
Job : Full-Time NgeeAnnPoly Student (receiving salary of approx -$1000 per semester)
Job Level : 2
Clan : L.E.D aka. League of Extraordinary Dumbasses ( registration closed )
I am very easy-going, I don't wear branded shits cause they cost so mut moneee!
I eat almost everything, anything, that is edible. Spoilt food, food you think that taste like shit, insects like Lizards, Ants, Grasshopper, dare me and I WILL try to eat =D
I like to do stupid stuffs to make people laugh their ass off, it's all entertainment =D.
I like the fact that I'm Chinese, cause Chinese has dialects. You see white and brack people having dialects? You see Korean and Japanese having dialects?
Chinese dialects is cool.
I like cheap stuffs that originally cost a bomb.
I am a spent-thrift person, I take a weekly allowance from my parent's and will not ask more unless unless I really need it.
I hate asking money from my parent's, and money issues sucks.
I have long hair, and people frequently mistaken me for a girl.
I have high tolerance of insults, I seldom get angry.
When I'm bored, I often thought of random stuffs, like 100 stuffs that will happen to me later, and what will happen after that happened.(ok ignore this)
I like to know how things works.
I spend time on my laptop googling and wikipediaing.
I hate things that didn't turns out to be what I've expected.
I hate to lose things, I will think about them for days, where could they be and how lonely they are right now.
Emotions sucks, other than happy, if there is a way to push a delete button for the rest of them, please tell me.
I hate traditions and what the old people says, especially when there's not scientific proof on it. It's equivalent to bullshitting.
I don't believe/afraid in ghost, why afraid of them if they can't touch you, why not be wary of those who CAN touch you.
I believes in everything that is scientific proven.
more to come ..
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Tuesday, 30 June 2009 ( 01:00 )
AHAHA SUCK MY BALLS AH MY COMMON TEST RESULTS!
APPG : 79/100 i think.
MPI : 36/100 LOLZ
ACDA : 55/100 i think also not bad la pass happy liao.
CHUI man MPI like difficult only I won't even expect myself to pass the retest.
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Sunday, 28 June 2009 ( 23:41 )
AHAHA josiah reminded me about what happened when we're having movie marathon and watching harold and kumar : Escape from guantanamo bay.
There's a part where they went to their friends house where his friend was holding a bottomless party that part then the teacher was on the way to the classroom, and throughout the whole scene was nude scene power only they kanchiong cannot find switch to turn off the projector screen. Then Haiqel slam down his screen and his laptop went sleep mode the movie stop playing and next thing was the lecturer came in LOL!
School starts, felt like I've lost everything I learnt since the new semester starts. CHUI!
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( 04:24 )
LOL I play SIMS 3 until now wa knn 4.24am already super addicting.
I don't know why I started off with 1 sims nia walao like damn boring if I were the guy inside everyday work eat sleep gym work eat sleep gym this kind of lifestyle I rather go commit sucide.
My occupation is scientist, also cannot see what experiment they doing inside walao then he work I also stone there wait he work finish like he duapai liddat sleep also wait for him to wake up like idiot only.
Went to install the game today, wa and my download speed peaked while downloading sim3, Siok only.

Install already play awhile suddenly Kahho call me ask me go prata house eat with alex sean and yonghua, eat already go his house help him install Sims3 take quite awhile then they left I stayed there to play awhile then forget the time, left his house at around 10.30pm.
Siok la ACDA HOMEWORK I don't know how to do die liao 3% gone i'm going to retake ACDA next sem.
Please la someone from NP kena swine please or spread to me also can PLEASE!
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Friday, 26 June 2009 ( 00:48 )

THIS IS LOL!
Went for ECE Pioneer Camp for the past 5days.
Wa damn tired have been running around school during the camp run until leg chui max.
Start off from Sunday, reach school too early then stone at canteen 2 myself walao why I so early damn loser leh, then the rest reached then we got keys to the whole of block 5 level 3 then relax already.
Went market eat lunch some went off to buy stuffs for the camp, then we went back school and bring stuffs to logistic room at block5level3 from ece room.
CHUI ONLY!
Thats about Sunday, went to eat dinner also at the AH LA MEEM sibo? scam me 9bucks leh the food damn expensive might as well go canteen2 eat 3times cheaper ah but Sunday and at night liao canteen2 never open sad me and YongHua kena scam 9bucks for chickenchop w/ pasta.
Ownage LOOL.

Went back to the bunks, we watched star trek from my HDD wa damn nice I haven't watch yet then Josiah was obsessed with the movie ask me transfer him he next night watch again he sure alot of times one like what he do with Ironman. So had briefing then until 3+4+ we go loft then sleep.
Sleep also awhile nia cause I not really tired so can't really sleep then daniel alarm ring only I wake up already first time so sensitive to alarm.
So camp start on Day 1 liao 8am all the campers come already then when all the game comes the crew DIE, I DIE.
Oh yah and throughout the first 2 days I ate like 6+abit the lunch/dinner box like LOL only.
I ate 1for Day1 Lunch, 2for Day1 Dinner, then Supper i ate 1 from lunch and 1 from dinner then next day breakfast I eat again LOL but the lunch I chui already damn full.
Day 2 dinner was BBQ where I can put my abilities to good use, jialat man first time BBQ for so many people but got people say nice I happy liao.
When clearing up we dump the butter into the burning charcoal and FLAMEON the pit, Josiah's favourite.
Day 3, book out day the campers booked out and cleaned up abit we stayed for awhile more while some went for meeting, wa then Daniel give me transporter mission siol got place time and package to take from some people I don't know one, cause he need to go to the meeting.
Leeched YiXin's cab to the shell petrol station behind school to wait for Daniel's friend to pass me the package then I walked back school to slack already.
They meeting also until quite late, went out for dinnner.

This picture take from BoJong blog one we go to the place beside the AH LA MEEN, AH LAZA to eat ah I this time play cheapskate already I see they high tech use PDA to take orders one then got cameras around one I skared already order prata enough my bill 5bucks NO ONE WILL SCAM ME!

On the way back to bunk found lizard on the floor take only that one my dinner also.
At night went to the halobar at alumni clubhouse there, my first time there like noob only, they order one tower then chiong finish before they close the place and we were outside testing how Alex DSLR cam works. Then spam pictures until Alex camera bo batt we order macdonal go back bunk eat. Then sleep liao, last night in school ah sleep on the floor 3days liao bueytahan.
Woke up next morning think I drunk I auto take everything to toilet wash up one then the toilet suddenly flush on itself and I woke up LOL.
Wa my right hand swollen duno why like pig leg liddat or kena stung by bee liddat, not pain but damn gaowei.
My mum's birthday today, or rather yesterday, went AMK shengsiong there the seafood coffee shop to eat but they renovate until don't even look like coffee shop already like restaurant with no air-con nia. Went shengsiong to shop awhile before going home to cut cake.
TIRED ONLY TIME TO SLEEP AND I HAVEN'T DO ACDA HOMEWORK Vout = 12VOLTS!
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Saturday, 20 June 2009 ( 03:33 )

This one retest for MPI, LOLZ ONLY, my class already got 11people fail including me. imagine whole ECE every class around this much failure.
Jayden Colin Darren also FAIL.
I go count got at least 200 people on the failure list. WA damn funny only
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Monday, 15 June 2009 ( 21:04 )
LooL, today went track and field like little people then the coach ANGREHH.
Before going went sportslink sukasuka buy one track shoe then go home put the shoe box then go school already.
After track took bus home, wa think I nv bring shirt go change then fcking smelly I on the bus got people siam me one cause too smelly.
Then change bus liao different story, board the famous bangala infested 980 no people siam me, cause the smell kena overpowered by their smell. SHIOK.
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( 02:54 )


Whats happening to nowadays kids, spamming SUPER MEGAPHONE like mother own asiasoft, SUPER MEGAPHONE is like 2000 A Cash and means around 2bucks they spam 1 time = 2bucks SGD leh like I sms also cheaper.
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Friday, 12 June 2009 ( 22:39 )
LoL today suppose to be in school at 11am for the camp meeting then I woke up at 11.15am then rush to school half and hour the meeting end already.
Kinda sian also don't know quite alot of people only Daniel Josiah I know and YiXin extra one.
Then go canteen 2 have lunch, then go theSpace@72 discuss the camp stuff awhile then i go off already.
AHLAI lets all play MAPLE STORY EPISODE 2..
Wa seriously damn boring this few days think I enthu maple for awhile until end of holiday =D.
Since Jayden and Benson also playing got playmates sure fun one.

Like happy only, duno who use my name as IGN now i have to put xxKENGWEExx like act cool liddat.
Replied Tags
Desmond : Where got retarded sia, you the retarded child la.
Nick : o.O? who you? yea i ECE and fail MPI =)
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Thursday, 11 June 2009 ( 21:34 )
EXAMS GONE
I'm GONER
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( 01:36 )
ULTIMATE CHUINESS, I just fucking flunk my MPI woohooo!
Was intending to study MPI before the exam starts but I woke up too late around 2plus, chiong to school around 3pm already meet Jayden Colin they all, I reach there awhile they need to go off cause they book the room until 3pm nia wa then I also nv study until anything. Reach exam hall see the paper, HOSEH lo.
Last question 30marks all the parts I wrote blank functions.
void MPIDIE(void){
//BLANK
}
void MPIFAIL(void){
//BLANK AGAIN
}
Go dolby ghaut there eat taohuey with Jayden, Colin, Benson and YongXing then go play arcade.
Then went home liao. I haven't eat dinner yet, or can say my dinner is taohuey+honeystars/cococrunch cereal+LAOHONG icecream from shengsiong.
Wa and my honeystars, machaim not honeystars already, all stick together in the tupperware, honeyplanet ah, i use knife (mouse2) then can split it to smaller cluster then get them out of the tupperware. super LOLZ
Tomorrow ACDA lo, same thing before exam then study only, fail means fail already it's fated. =D
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Jayden : Then you give me someone to jail lor.
KaiShen : Then you give me money to buy lor.
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Tuesday, 9 June 2009 ( 23:22 )
I seriously know nothing about MPI right now, think tomorrow then study, or maybe later before I sleep just in case tomorrow I can't wake up.
Common test period leh now I already holidaying moood and I can't concentrate on both acadamic and game G_G la.
Just now had EM3A LOL I saw guoen I thought he year 3 now nb he fail EM3A and retake now loser max, then I see people take out calculator then OH SHIET I nv bring, so before going in was praying that they don't give too much limits question, but turned out got more than half of all the questions got limits one WAH SIAN. Heng Jeslin got bring extra then when I ask the lecturer if I can borrow calculator from someone she lend me the lecturer ask me treat her eat dinner later Darren whack me with all his lecture notes I DIE.
Think sure pass one la EM3A relax no worries now left the 2 godliked holy shit ACDA and MPI think MPI more jialat.
Met Colin, Jayden and Nicki outside exam hall then follow them go outside school they want smoke we smoke 2nd to 50th hand smoke then die eariler than them.
Jayden plan was to study with Benson but he want go home LOL, then asked another of his smart friend then the friend also on the way home already SAD we go buy sandwich and sit at atrium trashtalk all the way until 7.30pm liddat then go home.
Wa jialat I read through my statement of the police report and realize I gave wrong timing when my phone got lost, siao liao will get jailed for life or fine 1mil meso or death penalty.
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( 02:17 )
Sunday lose phone, today paper lose 10marks.
I better gain something good in return.
Wa wake up at 3pm, heng my father call me wake up and take the sims card if not G_G.
They like efficient ah I lost my phone within 24hours they give me new sims card already.
But need to rebuild my contact list and I can't find i last time backup the contact la SIAN LA.
I was late for APPG Common test, despite the fact that it starts at 4pm, I reached there just nice when it start though, but cause of that I lost 10marks cause the last part I didn't complete it, it's just copying what I had done from the start, and I lost it, bullcrap, and also I thought the test was 1hour30mins, in the end 1hour nia. WALAO!
Went library study with Colin, until 7.30 go home, then facebook and CS all the way until now.
EM3A paper sure pass and need to really do well cause MPI and ACDA abit no hope already.
I still can't get over the fact that I lost my phone and I'm now facing a N70. Just feel like murdering that guy who stole my phone, check tomorrow headline.
I shall study hard, I now have a dream.
to murder all greedy people =D
I will program a phone, cheap one, but looks expensive, to self detonate within 24hours if the phone is not returned to the owner.
void main (void)
{
while(he do anything later)
{
if(he do anything)
{
initiateSelfDenotate();
}
else
{
initiateSelfDenotate(later); //if he does anything later
}
}
}
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Monday, 8 June 2009 ( 01:51 )
SIAN I LOST MY PHONE, OR RATHER IT HAS BEEN STOLEN. GONE IN 60SECONDS.

Went Bishan Library to study, I was the first to reach, cause my mum sent me there, then I was waiting for the rest to reach, went up to level 4 to take a seat then was replying Daniel and I left the phone on the table, walked away like plant bomb liddat and someone took it when I realise that it was not with me then saw this retarded malay guy keep looking over my direction when I search for my phone and he also got walk past that area.
Wa then fuck I despo already go confront him he come act blur with me say his phone here, his phone go service knn I ask got see/take/steal my phone anot he reply stupid question, bring him to the counter strip him in public check his buttcrack also don't have my phone then sian already but cfm he take one la fuck him la my phone got password he want take also cannot use one la.
He want sell 2nd hand shop ah? I want to see his face when he hear the price the 2nd hand shop give him sia, behind got 2 tape holding the phone cover one, then the screen scraches until max liao looks like some vintage phone maybe he sell antique shop people might accept it if he pays them.

This summer, WASIKENGWEE sole mission.
Is to retrieve back his phone, in 60seconds.
Stolen by a evil black organization.
The fate of himself depend on himself, WILL HE SUCCEED?
Coming soon..
Then I using this lolz phone.
N70 SIA

Sian leh lost my phone, it's feels like crap.
I eat with it, sleep with it, take bus with it, study with it, crap with it, only cannot bathe together cause not water proof.
I'm sorry I always drop you for no reason hope you understand cause you're meant to be dropped.
Wa so today study, Bishan Library first, then moved like 3 times cause of the librian.
Then went Kahho house awhile weijian kahho also nv study play piano and guitar then daniel sleeping.
I went home put my stuff take my spare phone then went United Square meet kahho and his girlfriend + weijian then study ACDA. Had dinner in Long John Silver, kahho afternoon already eat now eat again.
Later APPG paper already I not confident in doing the paper cause not enough practice GeeGee already man.
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Sunday, 7 June 2009 ( 03:55 )
VERIFY YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT NOW TO AVOID CLOSURE!!!
FUCK OFF
I swear if I had more time I would spam till he can't even load his mailbox.
Should go learn more programming and create spammer program to spam spammerz. Backfired ownaged. No parent nevermind la, dunid to spam also.
Well I replied him so most probably I will receive more of those.

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( 00:10 )
Really no "common test lai liao" mood leh..
Today I came home, saw my brother watching dragonball Z then this good alien was swearing in at the enemy in chinese cause the show is dubbed in chinese then the enemy kena damage. =.=
So means I go I win already lor. KNNBCCB
Yeah APPG paper is less than 48hours away =(
Went school study with Kahho, Daniel, Weijian and their friends.
Did some questions on EM3A past year paper, then play L4D awhile gotta leave library already open until 5 nia sibei cheapskate.
Went mac study, wa whole day actually also nv study alot la maybe only maths nia then was staring at the APPG past year paper with the answers liddat nia.
Rest of the time were bullshitting and trashtalking.
After that took bus to prata house daniel want eat prata, then I eat with him, order already, realized I don't have enough money to pay for the 1bucks++ prata, JIALAT, ask daniel pay for me first tmr pay him back then he also not enough, then lend from kahho, peniless idiots.
Teressa's birthday celebration.
On friday, went home straight away after school, rest for awhile before leaving house.
Went AMK hub to get a present for her, then headed to meet the rest at CityLink, obviously most were late so me Desmond ZeHao and Arthur went to Billy Bombers @ Marina Square first cause Teressa alr reserve seats there.
The rest reached and we started ordering, and Y.Y my money gone in 60seconds.
Kahho reached after we finish, went to arcade upstairs played drum mania the machine there suxxxx and 2bucks I play at home free one but no drumkit. -.-
Then went to play pool with kahho 2games nia 12bucks split 6bucks each, KENA SCAM.
Went out the rest were playing the catch soft toys machine wa they spent 60bucks catching 3 small toys damn waste money lor.
Took bus home with Zehao and Kahho, 12+ alr scared no bus.
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Thursday, 4 June 2009 ( 23:11 )

I'm so fucking bored.
Today did breading boarding, i managed to complete my assignment, was struggling at the first part, for 2 hours, my LED just won't light up. WOOHOO.
Had lunch at canteen 2 with Amston.
MPI lab had the lab quiz all MCQ also waste of time after class jitao chiong home like nerd.
And play CS on Steam the whole day. My CS suxxxxx man. at least 75% of the time I'm waiting for respawn.
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( 00:05 )
WTF!? HIGH, HE NO +- Vsat point CHUI!
oh yah and it's like a fly kena the blue light, then PIAK PIAK. same thing
Josiah showed me this video apparently it's out only today.
Today go tekong excursion lame one CT next week dunwan let us study still go tekong play.
Bus to the ferry terminal then ferry there took quite awhile. Went do the firing simulation NCC do before already then the ration food packs the food wah damn nice if i go there i take 2packs for my meals everyday LOL. Then intro us the equipments and the new SAR21 got scope one sia then can zeng laser also. Then the bunks also not bad better than my bed sumore NCC HQ also nv liddat jitao is one sheet of sponge covered with white sheet cheat one.
Then back to school already, meaningless trip.
Pictures taken from Jayden's blog.



Duno why Jayden say I look like ahma knn..
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Tuesday, 2 June 2009 ( 21:17 )
Monday, reached school too early for APPG lesson, he practically didn't teach anything but pinpointing our mistakes but not correcting it or just he himself screwing up.
Went track, muscles around my shinbone became damn sore tell coach she ask me go gym with another guy, then say kahho and weijian in gym, buy the towel cause I never bring, the towel like sai ah.
Then slowly work out until 8+ he leaving then I went back to sports complex and join the rest for cooldown then went home.
Heard on the news got plane vanish again, Air France Flight 477 vanish over the Atlantic Ocean with 216 passengers + 12 crews. The fate of the aircraft and those on board remains unknown, but officials with Air France and the French government presume that the aircraft has been lost and none of the passengers survived.
Suay shit, cfm bermuda triangle one.
Went to research on bermuda triangle, one of the first few incidents were the Flight19, one group of military people vanish there then another group's job was to locate and rescue them but also went missing really damn sad and LOLZ.
Today woke up at 12.30pm when lesson at 1pm. I thought I've already woke up as in seriously I woke up at 10am but I didn't know I fell asleep. Reach school 1.30pm they already started on past year papers for ACDA then just continue lor after ACDA went canteen 2 eat with amston and audrey then went for EM3A lesson, the lecturer chiong other chapter not included in CT like stupid liddat might as well do revision. MPI also damn sian la 4.30 liddat those take aerospace one gotta go cause got CT then the rest stay behind copy rest of the answers for past year paper, after school went home straight sibei bo life.
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