KENGWEE

H E L L O

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Sunday, 22 November 2009 ( 04:11 )

Alex, CY and me just finish a bottle of chivas and they're drunk NOT ME FUCK AHAHHAHAHAA

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Friday, 20 November 2009 ( 00:59 )

Today, I found a wallet. Don't know why it's so funny when I'm telling Alex and Sandra, so I shall post it out now.

On 19/11/2009 at about 2215hrs, I found a black handbag, that contains some items, at a bustop of Ang Mo Kio Ave 8 after AMK HUB. I hand over the items to the police.

First was, I'm waiting for bus at AMK, then someone tap me, say my wallet drop, so I look down, IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING GIRL PURSE LOLOLOLOLOL AND OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WHO LOOK LIKE A GUY WON'T CARRY IT AROUND LIKE A RETARD BUT I GOT STEREOTYPED AS A GIRL WOOHOO.

Second, cannot find IC, alot of LJ cards, saw the ezlink card, belong to senior citizen purple color one auntie or ahma i think ahma, and handphone inside also, but in the olden dayz chinese I can't understand a single shit of it so I didn't bother checking the phone.

Thirdly, when I did the police report, so by their protocol they need to record down all the items inside, so.. THEY REALLY DID.

Starting was reasonable items like ez-link, handphone, bank cards, then it got worst, BANQUET CARD WITH THE SERIAL, KOPITIAM CARD WITH SERIAL, FANCL MEMBER CARD, GNC MEMBER CARD (WAH AH MA DRINK PROTEIN SIOL!), OG member, Praise&Glory Beauty(WTF?) ALL CARDS WITH SERIAL NUMBERS, 2 coin pendant, TOTO TICKET(!?!?!?) and her money and purse descriptions. So it took really quite awhile.

Next was the MONEE! So, it's TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THREE DOLLA AND THE SEWENTY SENCE. The 200 was formed by 4 $50 notes (thank god), and few small notes, meaning the rest? ARE ALL COINS HAHAHAHA, the police officer poured out the coins from the coin pouch he sian and gave the WA-MUST-I-COUNT-ALL-OF-THESE? face. G_G

So this concludes my day, or rather my journey home.

So suay one police report can take up to 45mins, now I know why stuffs are lost and not found this is the reason.

This the conversation.

KENGWEE says:
now you know why
people kio until wallet
dont return
this is the reason
i first timer
dont know
want try try
then so suay
[Torrents™] chiamdapeng. (V) Can't turn back the clock ,Can't make momentum stop says:
LOL!!
FIRST TIMER!
lols..
wha.. eh cui
laugh too much will have nightmare
KENGWEE says:
no la
ya
will have nightmare
imagine
you report police
[Torrents™] chiamdapeng. (V) Can't turn back the clock ,Can't make momentum stop says:
tonight i film the horror movie liao
KENGWEE says:
10hours
then you walk back to the spot
where you found the wallet
[Torrents™] chiamdapeng. (V) Can't turn back the clock ,Can't make momentum stop says:
LOL!
KENGWEE says:
THEN YOU FOUND ANOTYHER WALLET
[Torrents™] chiamdapeng. (V) Can't turn back the clock ,Can't make momentum stop says:
HAHAHHAAHHAA

LOL. Singapore like don't have the rule say can take 10% of what you found ah? Like that I earn 23.307 bucks sia. Can go eat steamboat already. XD

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Thursday, 12 November 2009 ( 22:22 )

Nothing much is happening around me and my life is getting quite boring cause of SCHOOL.

Almost the end of the 4th week of school, every module get more and more fucked up by the chapter, and common test @ week 7. Owned.

I've realized toapayoh is a very happening place cause I witnessed 2 car crash and a rifle shootout at the roadside where a bangala aims his rifle at the tree probably bringing down a sheep or a shuttlecock.

And another car crash at opp NP bus stop. LOL LOSER.

My headset failed on me, I need another one, I search throughout my house all them were spoilt on a side only, any brands to recommend?

Past few weeks have been busying with ECE Amazing race preparation, thought I would do some publicity here. The registration @ NP ORCHARD ROAD ends TOMORROW.

10 bucks per person, 3 person per team.

More info here!

Okay signing off BYEBYE!

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Sunday, 1 November 2009 ( 16:34 )

Hmm brooggiing.
2nd week of school passed, school's fine, but the core modules really suck to the core.
And I realized that every lab day I gotta wear shoe to school, that's bullshit man, it didn't happen to me last semester? Now all the labs require me to wear a covered shoe fuck man what's going to happen to my footpro slippers, it's going to ROT.

Nothing much happened in school, classes are boring I don't know anyone another than Benson no people tried to bond the class together so everyone including myself are boring people.

The past few days was very happening, Wednesday got a call from john saying I'm being brought over to the amazing race committee? So I attended their meetings on Thursday and Friday and their dryrun on Saturday.
Wasn't much of a dry run we're just travelling around Singapore in one day.
Freaking covered almost the whole MRT red and green lines.
Then CCY's parent's went oversea so he said we can wreak havoc at his house but sadly no one's free so we changed the plan to ROCKBAND at ST.GAMES.
It's a small gaming cafe located at Square2 Novena level 2 I don't know the address but there are PS3 WII and XBOX360 there and cost 6-8bucks per hour depending on which one you're playing.

I'm getting annoyed by almost everything lately, like in my subconscious state, my bro told me I was swearing at him several times while waking up for school and I don't even know that HAHA.
I'm getting annoyed by my maid cause she gets hyped up by everything, anything minor like dropping my bottle, by me slapping and slamming my little bro, by all the small things correct already.

I feel so fucking poor now, despite the fact my parent's sold the house.
My dad isn't working, he's attending stocks lessons and doing stocks trading now, thanks god he's taking lessons, and some frequent visit to the casinos.
My mum sent her resignation, a one month notice, so by next month the household income will become negative amount.
I'm not blaming any of them, working as an accountant for nearly 20years?
Doing the same shit over and over again especially every month her complains of sending out paychecks to bangala and china workers.
I'm already sick of studying for the past 12years.
Ok enough of the bullshits.

Happy harroween!?

and here, windows vs mac pokemon style.

enjoy

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Sunday, 25 October 2009 ( 21:41 )

First week of school, didn't actually make any friends out there, but just looking from the surface, I don't think I can hangout with most of them.
I hope none of this sees this HAHA.

Tuesday and Wednesday are the worst day of the week, the days where coming to school deems useless, come school study craps.
Many of the modules seems difficult, once again, I will say, I will start studying.

Nike+ Human Race 10k Helpout

Friday after school, went helpout at the amazing race booth, then follow Kahho home with Josiah, stayed at this house till 11pm before leaving for CityHall.
Slack at the mac till 3.30am then left for the volunteer's tent and collect the T-shirts and lanyards, changed to the volunteer's t-shirt then we sat down to stone and wait for instructions, had the breakfast they give, mcmuffin, milo, oreos and some other snacks i forget already we got like freeflow of mcmuffin so we play OH YAH PEY YA SOM again with the mcmuffins.

On the way to the water point. Took their chartered bus over to the place.
Stand on the bus I can fall asleep also, the bus driver drive so fucking slow, and so many people the bus noisy like fuck wa damn chui.
At the water station, prepare the 100plus syrup one, spam ice mountain like free one, we use ice mountain to wash hand and leg. Then Khai use his hands to take 100plus also let people drink HAHA.
Starting was slack, then comes the wave of average runners, then the below average ones also coming in hordes, then the super slow one one by one come in.
Then ok done already, we started playing OH YAH PEY YA SOM again and winner drink 100plus.
Sent us back to the helper's tent, collect MONEE, collect the runner T-shirts haha we got it cause got extras I guess, but it's red in color and I don't like red it'll be my first red T-shirt in my wardrobe and maybe I'll only wear it on chinese new year.
Had lunch at popeye after the helpout, the queue was LOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG like WTTFF man we queued for 30mins? or so? and all of them are wearing red (the runner's tee).
Had our lunch, Khai suren they all had to head back to school for meeting, I went off on my own, was damn tired, I sat at the bus stop, then I saw 162M, which can bring me back to Kahho's house cause i need to go and take my bag from him. So I stoned for awhile hoping my bus will come, then I realized, 162M doesn't come on saturday morning, I went to double check, yes it's real I'm not dreaming. Took 56 instead and alight at novena then bus to Kahho's place for my bag. Then bus home again.

Freaking shag when I reach home, used laptop for awhile, hugging my bolster on the chair then I fell asleep, somehow I landed on my bed and woke up at 6am looking for food.
Went to visit the dogs at the florist, my dad was told that Lucky ran away and got brought to SPCA then retrieved by the owner for 100bucks, LOL fucking funny old motherfucking dog tries to escape. Freaking nice attempt.

Dad went plaza singapura to buy chippy after his stocks lesson, had that for supper.
Going to sleep anytime soon tomorrow 8am indian OOPG lecture G_G sia ..

Ok this concludes my weekend?

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Tuesday, 20 October 2009 ( 00:38 )

lol, support abit.. Hope this works out =D

Some background information, mostly those I figured out after I did the prank.
So he's Edwin Chia? and his brother don't know SMLJ chia also.
It started out when I found out my little bro's phone was off, so I asked him, and he said this guy was harassing him. So it's like, "HEHE KENGWEE, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

So I called, his bro pick up, everything is in the conversation, though I cut out the slightly more funny one out from the roughly 45mins original sound clip, some were me just talking without the loudspeaker and were lots of repeats and stuffs and this guy is fucking RANDOM.

Okay hope this provides 10mins of entertainment to your life. HAHA
Not nice also must say nice la please I spend like 2days doing the subtitle sia.
Like one day to figure out how to use, one day to sub it and struggle with bugs with the last 3minutes.
Then sub already need combine subs with vid then can upload, troublesome shiat.

And lets continue with the post.

First day of school, found out Benson is in the same class with me, and the rest were strangers.
Not much familiar faces.
First lesson, OOPG, was late, lecturer was this indian, not saying I'm racist, but the indian accent was extremely heavy.
Next was break, freaking 3hours, headed down to IT helpdesk for VisualStudio2008, but it was flooded down there. The staff told me to download online from MEL which I think would take ages.
DSDA, I was practically trying to sleep every minute, but it was at the kind of lecture room, with the chairs and small table so I've got no space to place my head.
It's the test, sleeping with your head up and not looking like a retard.
Then was DSDA practical, advance MPI, advance my balls man what I saw in a few weeks time will be carrying similar MPI kitset to class every Monday.
Went home straight after school, GUD BOI.
Freaking left 10bucks on Monday after purchasing my notes.
Lets do some financial planning.

Monday - 10bucks
Tuesday - Spend $0.90 on vitasoy = $9.10
Wednesday - Spend $2.80 on Canteen2 vege rice = $6.30
Thursday - Spend $3.40 on Makan Place KakiFuyong = $2.90
Friday - Spend ALL FINISH LA.

okay, that's it, I'm freaking tired, guess I'll be sleeping in class tomorrow again.

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Tuesday, 13 October 2009 ( 20:23 )

Hello

Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have not met
before, I am Mr Akin George Taylor, I am a Banker i work with (GTBank)
There is the sum of $25,000,000.00 in my Bank "GUARANTY TRUST BANK"Abuja
Nigeria, There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds which
means no one would ever come forward to claim it.

That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sum transfered
out of my Bank into another Bank Account. I will be pleased to see if you
can help me and also be a good and trusted person. Once the funds have
been transferred to your Nominated Bank Account we shall then share in the
ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you. do send me a mail as soon as possible
for more details here is my email address:
akingeorge_taylor1@yahoo.com.hk

Regards,
Mr Akin George Taylor

GTB = Guaranty Trust Bank
More like Golden Thief Bug.
or Guaranty TOKYOU Bank.

It's just that, conman are the one who get jobless nowadays. SAD SHIAT.

Last night went out to play rockband at SQUARE2 with Wenjie and Toke and one of Toke's friend.
Then caught the last bus home, nothing much to elaborate.

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Monday, 12 October 2009 ( 03:36 )

OkaY lets start brogging, and the on FRIDAY we're celebrating toke's pre-birthday like 3days from the actual day but who cares.
Met up at Wenjie's house, then went down to the shengshiong nearby to get some drinks.
Took bus down to cityhall and met up with some more people, walked to the picnic spot somewhere at fort canning I don't know the place.
So we started picnic, we took this spot, right in front of the stage where there are crew setting up for concert, so the moment we sat down and took out the foods, they gave us blast of noises from the speakers which is freaking annoying as if they're trying to chase us away. FFS it's concert speakers the volume is unbelievable, every second of silence is so precious to us.
It was fine few moments later but they blast us with musics mostly we don't know and we can't even hear ourselves speak ah fuck choose wrong spot.

Oh and I spent 2 fucking hours making my bread pizza and it got missing during the picnic I think josiah left it in Daiso while we were shopping for picnic mat.
But wow we're all glad that it was gone cause all the foods we brought we can't finish them.
Sat there, catch up, trash talk, camwhored and byeybe.
Then there were sparklers and stuffs, and we lighted up the candles and poke it on the styrofoam box from the birthday cake Jerald bought for toke. Then out of nowwhere the box caught fire and burnt the carpet grass and it melt through HAHAHA, extinguished the flames and covered the burnt grass and we continued playing.
Left at around 12, went down to cathay 7-11 to buy ice.
And fuck I was wearing Jerald's mask on my head from fort canning all the way till cathay and in the toilet and no one tells me how stupid am I wearing a mask.
Went outside plaza singapura and sat down there to drink.
Took night rider home at around 3am.
First time took the night rider, wow if this bus existed in the day that will be great, and also if it includes concession.

Reached home, realized that there's nike run helper's briefing a 9am so I didn't bother to go to bed, went to bathe and watch some shows before preparing to leave house.

Nothing much about the briefing, ate at Fork and Spoon before going home.
Didn't sleep when I reach home, though I was fucking tired.

Went out to visit my dogs, on the way there, thinking back, I don't miss my dogs that much already, or I might even forget them already. And when I reach there they were only excited seeing my dad but not me, I don't feel disappointed but ohwell, this puts less KARMA on me for abandoning him.
I read the 10promises to my dog just now, the contents really affects someone who love dogs, or have dogs but didn't fufill all the 10promises.

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Thursday, 8 October 2009 ( 20:50 )

Came back from TBCamp, freaking exhausted.
Lets go to Day 0.
Booked in at 3pm++, did some deco's for the campfire, and kinda regretted volunteering to be helping out for campfire.
Play floorball in the hall, had dinner at market.

Day1

Roderick Sean Kahho and me volunteered to wake up first and do registration.
After registration the campers had ice-breaker, then games games and games.
In the afternoon played with sparklers and researched for better campfire effects.
In the evening went out to set-up nightwalk in the forest near NP but I dont know where cause walk until brain spoil already.
The trail was not very long but we've to rewalk a few times for setting up the lightsticks and stuffs, walk until damn tired, and the activity dragged till damn late and we almost didn't have bus back to school.

Day2

Woke up and washed up.
The whole afternoon was preparing for campfire with Isaac and John at the field.
Then campfire at night.
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Cleaning up was very bad the next day.

Im damn tired already I might be sleeping as early as at 10pm. =(

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Thursday, 1 October 2009 ( 01:58 )

Damn cool.